A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?”
The wife replies; “I did, they were in your tackle box.”
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Two guys go on a fishing trip.
They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing they don’t catch a thing. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men finally catches a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, “Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?”
“Wow!” says the othe guy “It’s a good job we didn’t catch any more!”
The Fisherman and The Snake
Having arrived at the edge of the river,
the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten
to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little snake
passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed
him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch,
He snatched him up again and poured a little beer
down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his
Looking down, he saw the same snake